I think my fart just growled at me.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Princesses don't give blow jobs
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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