D3 body, D1 cock
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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