I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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