I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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