But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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