went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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