And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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