She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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