That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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