Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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