belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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