Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
People with herpes should wear stickers.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
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