butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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