no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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