where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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