why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
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