oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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