.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Randomize
