David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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