Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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