what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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