I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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