so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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