I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Randomize