someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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