i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
she pinky promised me she was 18
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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