yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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