More tranny stories later!
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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