At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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