Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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