Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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