Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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