Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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