I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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