I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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