he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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