ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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