just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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