Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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