She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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