Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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