This girl is more easily done than said...
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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