You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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