I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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