You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
My hand turned me down
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You ruined the universe
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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