My liver just broke up with me...
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I need a hoe opinion
go on
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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