do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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