I CAN MOONWALK!
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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