So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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