btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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