But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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