and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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