he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I blacked out after the piรฑata full of condoms
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
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