butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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